2009 Horoscope

For those who started wondering about the year to come, here is my Horoscope. Enjoy it.

Aries (Mar.21-Apr.19):
Astrology is bullshit!

Taurus (Apr.20-May.20):
Astrology is bullshit!

Gemini (May.21-Jun.21):
Astrology is bullshit!

Cancer (Jun.22-Jul.22):
Astrology is bullshit!

Leo (Jul.23-Aug.22):
Astrology is bullshit!

Virgo (Aug.23-Sep.22):
Astrology is bullshit!

Libra (Sep.23-Oct.22):
Astrology is bullshit!

Scorpio (Oct.23-Nov.21):
Astrology is bullshit!

Sagittarius (Nov.22-Dec.21):
Astrology is bullshit!

Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.19):
Astrology is bullshit!

Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb.18):
Astrology is bullshit!

Pisces (Feb.19-Mar.20):
Astrology is bullshit!