Fairy Tale 1

I might look just like a frog, but if a princess like you kisses me, something magical will happen... you will become a frog too!

Party 2

The night ended too soon and I don't think I can fall asleep. Maybe I have to count sheeps. Maybe I need something harder... *sighs*... "One baby-sitter, two baby-sitters, three baby-sitters, four baby-sitters..."

Party 1

May be I am not funny, but right now I smell funny...

2009 Horoscope

For those who started wondering about the year to come, here is my Horoscope. Enjoy it.

Aries (Mar.21-Apr.19):
Astrology is bullshit!

Taurus (Apr.20-May.20):
Astrology is bullshit!

Gemini (May.21-Jun.21):
Astrology is bullshit!

Cancer (Jun.22-Jul.22):
Astrology is bullshit!

Leo (Jul.23-Aug.22):
Astrology is bullshit!

Virgo (Aug.23-Sep.22):
Astrology is bullshit!

Libra (Sep.23-Oct.22):
Astrology is bullshit!

Scorpio (Oct.23-Nov.21):
Astrology is bullshit!

Sagittarius (Nov.22-Dec.21):
Astrology is bullshit!

Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.19):
Astrology is bullshit!

Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb.18):
Astrology is bullshit!

Pisces (Feb.19-Mar.20):
Astrology is bullshit!

Just go away

What the hell are you doing here? Why are you reading this? Stop! Don't you have anything better to do? Get out! Go away! This is totally uninteresting and irrelevant. Leave me alone. Can't you hear me? Stop, I said! This is private. Stop! Just go! Just go away...

Confessions of a Suicide

Chance, Randomness, Evil god, Mystery, Heartless Complexity, Satan, Survival of the fittest,
Hidden variables, Undecipherable network of causes and consequences, Lord Siva...
I am tired of fighting you. I surrender. Every little triumph in
my life at the expense of spending days or years of my life to achieve it...
What kind of triumph is that? You know it and you let me get
proud of my strength and talent, when it is obvious that you are the one who is winning,
because I am giving you my precious time... and you just eat it, in the most disgusting way, and you burp and
laugh, and you think "Poor creature, he overcame that obstacle, he got that job, that toy,
that woman, that fantasy, that prize, that insignificant whatever, and I got 35
years of his time"... Well, it's over. No more of this for you. Eat shit, motherfucker. I am out.