The Role of the Personal Number
To: Norwegian Immigration
I don't have a personal number. But I certainly need it to get the right to have a Planck constant permit. Because it seems that something happened inside my atoms when I moved to Norway and now completely different forces are regulating my subatomic particles. Now I don't have van der Waals forces or chemical bonds (I think I have to apply for them after getting my Planck constant). Then, I don't have such things like carbohydrates, lipids, proteins, nucleic acids, cells, tissues, organs. I am allowed to apply for all those things one month after getting my intermolecular authorization. But I don't have spatio-temporal constants either, so I am not sure about how long a month could be. Nowadays I am less than a monkey, less than bacteria, less than an atom, I am a soup of particles far away from each other. Hopefully, one day I will get my personal number, and then, I will be.
My Office's Computer
Hell is a place full of computers running Linux. In this place, in order to install something, you must install thousands and thousands of libraries and other software, but every version of a software happen to be incompatible with some of the others. So you have to install, and install, and re-install... FOREVER...
About Me
- The Ant
- Satiriólogo, Ridiculófago y Teólogo miscelateísta. Trabaja como escritor independiente y como sacerdote de la "Church of the Subgenius". Muchas películas de Hollywood y series de TV han sido inspiradas en su vida: Por ejemplo, "El ataque de los tomates asesinos!", "Dirty Dancing" y "Alf". ---------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------- Satyriologist, Ridiculophagist and Miscellatheistic Theologian. He works as a freelance writer and as a priest for the "Church of the Subgenius". Many Hollywood movies and TV shows have been inspired on his life. For example: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes", "Dirty Dancing" and "Alf".
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